Snake found in Barrow street
Last updated at 12:18, Wednesday, 12 September 2012
A SNAKE was found in a Barrow street and police want to reunite it with its owner.
I await the film "Kenny 'Indiana' Jones and the Snakes on a Drain"
Maybe this is what happened?
Night of DrinkingA man and his pet snake walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my snake." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the snake falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a snake."
































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Plenty of Snakes in the Steelworks!!
Posted by C Gull on 12 September 2012 at 10:54