By Anne Pickles

Last updated at 08:49, Wednesday, 30 January 2013

I DON’T remember many quotable nuggets from my school Shakespeare days. Very few in fact.

Anne Pickles

“Let copulation thrive...” – King Lear; “Would not a rose by any other name smell as sweet...” – Romeo and Juliet; “Let me have about me men that are fat...” – Julius Caesar.

The copulation thing, though really rather tragic, made we girls giggle. Juliet’s pining for forbidden love made us cry and we believed, much like Julius, the company of fat friends would make us look thin and gorgeous.

Well, our body-image rule has just been rewritten – by Conservative health minister Anna Soubry (pictured), no less. Fat friends can now not only make you look thinner and more beautiful than the rest – but richer too. How’s that for a bogof offer?

Ms Soubry reckons you can tell a person’s background by their size – not that she makes fatuous snap judgements (much).

“Obviously, not everybody who is overweight comes from deprived backgrounds but that’s where the propensity lies,” she says, with the authority of a woman who invests time, money and pride in her appearance.

Hers was a snooty, ill-considered statement that stirred inevitable controversy. Hurtful and demeaning, not to make too fine a point of her theory.

It said, in as many words, that it’s now not only shameful to be fat but it’s also shameful to be poor.

“When I go to my constituency, in fact when I walk around, you can almost now tell somebody’s background by their weight.” Maybe she’d like them to stay indoors until they’ve shed a stone or five?

But while loathing the way she delivered her inner prejudices, I have to say I don’t entirely disagree with her correlation.

To eat healthily – lean meats, fish, fresh vegetables, salads and fruits – costs a lot. Gym membership is likely to be low on the budgetary priority list of the poor, jobless and deprived.

And cheap food is unhealthy food, usually fast food, filled with fats and sugars for flavour, bulked out with hidden unmentionable ingredients for economy.

Food pricing, marketing and the struggling family’s efforts to make ends meet are way outside of the control of the poor – especially now.

They are not beyond intervention by health ministers in a government hell-bent on austerity.

So come on Anna, less of the sniffy carping and a bit more attention to food standards regulation, eh?

First published at 16:30, Tuesday, 29 January 2013
Published by http://www.nwemail.co.uk